❝ This's Ukai Keishin. If you're calling me about Sakanoshita's nikuman, and want to place a bulk order, orders have to be made at least a day in advance. ❞
[ takeda takes in the exasperation in his tone--he tries not to laugh as hard as he does, but it starts as a giggle until his shoulders are shaking with the effort of trying to hold it in. it wouldn't be very polite of him to laugh, considering this must be very troublesome for ukai, but-- he didn't even want to coach karasuno! and now look at him!!
nope, nevermind. with red cheeks and a grin, he snorts and starts laughing for real. it's not mean spirited at all, at least! i mean, it's takeda. nothing he does is mean spirited. ]
[ Ukai rolls his head across his shoulder until he can drop it back, exasperation even louder now. Because, one, this just isn't fair. He didn't ask for this! Two, he didn't ask for this. The laughter is like a weird punch in the gut, and he tilts his head just enough to look over at where Takeda is clearly laughing his tipsy ass off.
It's just not fair. He points at him, vehement. ] This is your fault, y'know! You kept hounding me until I coached Karasuno, and now look what's happened!
I know, I know! I'm sorry! [ he's not sorry for convincing ukai to come coach literally at all, but he is kind of sorry for laughing at him. the giggling subsides to a chuckle and he reaches up to wipe tears from his eyes. it's basically mirthful. ]
It's just--you didn't even want to before, and now you're picking up strays. I'm glad! I'm really, really glad. [ a stray giggle escapes and he shakes his head, beaming back at him. ] It's good to see you enjoying it.
because i love you and also bc i like to cause you pain
nope, nevermind. with red cheeks and a grin, he snorts and starts laughing for real. it's not mean spirited at all, at least! i mean, it's takeda. nothing he does is mean spirited. ]
domestic abuse tbh
[ Ukai rolls his head across his shoulder until he can drop it back, exasperation even louder now. Because, one, this just isn't fair. He didn't ask for this! Two, he didn't ask for this. The laughter is like a weird punch in the gut, and he tilts his head just enough to look over at where Takeda is clearly laughing his tipsy ass off.
It's just not fair. He points at him, vehement. ] This is your fault, y'know! You kept hounding me until I coached Karasuno, and now look what's happened!
;O
It's just--you didn't even want to before, and now you're picking up strays. I'm glad! I'm really, really glad. [ a stray giggle escapes and he shakes his head, beaming back at him. ] It's good to see you enjoying it.